yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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