what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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