so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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