Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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