if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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