i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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