That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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