Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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