What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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