This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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