I am spending my child support on dildos
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Still dying that you shit outside
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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