you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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