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  • thts funny shit i give him props

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:38pm
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  • OMG I've been in this exact situation b4, it sucks....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:17pm
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  • I've done that before. Honestly, saved my night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09pm
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  • aww im sorry about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:44am
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  • Your ugly/fat or he thought you were dirty

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:01am
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  • to guy above.....FYL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:29am
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  • lets hope he was protecting you from stds or lack of condom or something. still, why couldnt you do it for him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:56pm
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  • award for finding the weirdest dude ever. this is not true: hand>Pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:12pm
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  • fat chick for shizznict

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:32am
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  • OMG, was his name Jack?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:36am
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  • same thing happened to me! he was in the bathroom for 20mins.... and later i found out he went to the bathroom to jerk off so he could last longer with me..... i ran away before he could come back...........

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:52pm
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  • he did the katt williams. jerk off first and see if you still feel the same about her, haha fucking epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:34am
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  • i've been that guy, but i was on the couch and she came in on me mid-stroke ... fml lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:06am
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  • its called priming it, cus if you have sex when you dont think about sex (i.e. you just came) then you last longer and still got a bonner, in this case you just caught them doing it so they got embaraced lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:04pm
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  • hey r u the girl who just put on "my vagina smells"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:50am
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  • sex me? wtf who says that? maybe thats y u didn't get any no one f**s an idiot :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:23pm
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  • haha was it cameron from evergreen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:16pm
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  • Learn how to spell f*** idiot. hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:19am
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  • really, who says "sex me"??? I think I heard someone say that once...in middle school

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:50pm
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    • R Kelly says is all the damn time in one of his songs lol

      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 9:17am
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  • Sweetie, just to spare you the trouble for next time, seeing as though you survived... The incision has go vertically from your wrist to your elbow (NOT horizontally).

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:14pm
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  • that shit happened to me once too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:42pm
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  • Good for him. Bad for you. I'm sorry. Maybe he thought you were dirty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:45pm
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  • Probably just didn't wanna blow his load early.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:42pm
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  • hahaa, yo pussy must be rreeaaalllllyyy tore up, haaaa!

    Submitted by thanigga on May 16, 10 at 8:18pm
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  • hahahah holy shit i was going to say the exact same thing as july 3 - 2:50!! either that or "fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay" he was going to sex me... right... was this before or after you took off your helmet, fucktard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:13pm
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  • Pizza Vs sex with fat ugly chick who smells? Pizza

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:35am
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  • btw it's spelled fuck idk what those asterix are about

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:35pm
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  • uh, sex as a verb means to determine gender. if that was necessary, maybe he didn't do her because he's not bi and didn't want to do anyone whose gender he was unable to determine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:05am
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