sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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