she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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