So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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