dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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