also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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