New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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