my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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