So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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