Me too!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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