Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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