Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Randomize
