can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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