wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
only you would photoshop your dick
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I need moral support for this bender
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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