so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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