i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Found the puke drawer
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
