wow THIS is fake. your a dumbass. you cant use purell as lube you fcuking idiot. its ALCOHOL based and other than your vagina being on fire, and possibly fucking up your sytsem, you'd be even more dry.
get a life dumbass
Both cologne and purell would instantly burn like hell. Firstly, if a guy is dumb enough to use either of these on your pussy, leave him. Secondly, if you're dumb enough to let him, you deserve the pain, biatch.
I love that there was a grammar Nazi Nazi fail there. I do think it's important to not be a dumbass yourself while in the process of calling someone a dumbass.
Also, perhaps one would be inclined to purchase their own lube after being exposed to so much painful experimentation. In fact, who can afford a hotel room, but has to 'save up' for lube?
I once put tiger balm on my back after working out at home, thought I washed it all off my hands, got bored, then started to jerk it. The burning was like camping. It was in tents.
if you cant get wet enough to start having sex, THEN DONT HAVE IT! the only problem i've ever had was when we've been doing it for too long, and its just not doing it for me any longer. and then that shit hurts, and i let him kno too.
11:30, perhaps you should pay closer attention. I'm going to assume that 11:14 was referring to 11:11's statement, "your a dumbass." He/she should have used "you're" in that case.
wtf? Lube is not expensive. Your boyfriend is an idiot, and you're even dumber than he is to let him use any of that stuff on you. If you can't get wet and you can't find real lube then you don't need to be having sex. OMG! To think they let people like you procreate.
Grow up and have some respect for your body and yourself. Olive oil? Tanning oil? lotion? Purell? cologne even. Geez girl. Isn't that just a tad bit ridiculous?! Have a little bit of self esteem. I'm not adverse to KY (it makes the sex that more amazing). But Im not letting anyone put any of that crap in my vagina.
Have any of you ever even had sex before? I don't think the OP specifically said "when he first sticks it in me". After fucking for a significant period of time, most women begin to get a little bit dry. That's when throwing in a little lube is good. Personally, I'm allergic to most lube (not to mention earrings, make-up, grass, and most other things), so spit works just fine. Some of that stuff just sounds nasty though.
if it weren't for the 2nd part of the text, i would've thought it was right on, because she did say "things used as lube ON me", as in on her body, not in her vagina. i've had guys use spit, body lotion, KY, whatever was handy if they were titty fucking me. that's safe and fun. but a biiiiig "no no" to putting anything like the above inside one's vagina. yikes.
Cologne? Feel the burn. Who on earth would be stupid enough to use that as lube? What moron of a woman would ever let him try anything else afterwards?
This is DC right? figures...dumbasses only down there, it actually sounds like this could have been my ex MJ (not Michael Jackson or Jordan) she was as dry as the Sahara because she had what her gyno described as a "sensitive Vagina"
wow, most of you people are really, REALLY, stupid.
<-- grammar nazi
to those of you who tried to disprove me: go fuck yourselves
to those of you who aren't morons: you're alright =D
to all of you who are saying fake: maybe he TRIED to use the cologne and purell and she was like "what the fuck? no!" or simply didnt know what he was trying to use and once it was in she said "what the fuck? no!" and i agree when people go all grammar nazi on people who make moronic mistakes whilst calling someone a moron.
Well the 11:14 grammar Nazi is a FAIL. 11:11 was correct....it is your vagina and your system, not "you're (you are) vigina" or "you're (you are) system". Great job A-hole.
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fuck dude i'm surprised this chick hasn't gotten a uti/yeast infection from this shit
purell?? really?? i'll be damned if any alcohol makes its way up my vag
1:20, if she's dry after a bit of the sex, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Try to satisfy the woman a little bit and not focus on yourself. I've never gotten dry in the middle of sex. WTF are you doing?
2:07, Grammar Nazi fail. Grammar Nazis type in correct English using full sentences.
I know a girl that lost her virginity with the aid of olive oil. They were both really drink though. I've used aveeno lotion before for anal. No problems.
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