I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dick very happy bro
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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