So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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