just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Operation Purity has been aborted
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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