i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
