oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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