i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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