Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm just crazy horny about you
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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