I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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