Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize