Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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