it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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