it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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