I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The power of my boobs compel you
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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