Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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