who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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