Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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