After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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