That's when you crack a 10am beer
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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