I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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