i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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