no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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