hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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