You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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