it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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