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  • 11:10 Every vagina smells like something all the time. Google it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:13am
  • bippity boppity bacon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:57am
  • Perhaps she was a pig!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:07pm
  • ewwwwwwwww...thts disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:54pm
  • i heard they tasted like marshmallow, if thats the case, count me in!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:20am
  • Hey, it's the popular TFLN mad lib text. You too can play along: [His / Her] _____ [smelled / tasted / looked] like _____. Impress your friends by submitting one today!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:08am
  • I had a girl that smelt like a mix between Old tuna and cheese. . . . . Needless to say our relationship ended a lil bit after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I doubt the texter has ever been near a real cooch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:04am
  • Bacon? I love bacon! That one's a keeper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:56am
  • @ 11:39 That's funny I've always thought the cooch smelled sorta like chilli

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:37pm
  • 10:55- it isn't just the fat and/or ugly ones. My last hook-up was attractive but her cooch smelled like she was using it to store turds...it was infuriating. The worst part is that she didn't believe me when I told her. Best of look to her and her swamp puss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I'd deal with the sweat if it tasted like bacon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:17am
  • just throw some syrup on it, with a side of eggs and pac cakes, and go to town!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:51am
  • seriously, shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:49pm
  • 11:02.... youre a dillweed. whatever the fuck that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:14am
  • 11:02: i have never had a stanky pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 11:08 heres mine: Her chin rolls tasted like KFC!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:40pm
  • if only it tasted like bacon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:48am
  • Let's be real guys... we don't go down there to taste soap... Some are better than others but the real deal is way better than soap. I hate blowing bubbles going down on a girl. And any girl that smelled like bacon (size limit) would be on the top of my booty call list!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:08pm
  • 11:08 you're my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Seriously, what guy out there has never hosted a pair of stank nutz?! Let's not be hypocrites if we can help it people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:57pm
  • As opposed to just sweat? I'd say that's a win!

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 9, 10 at 11:15am
  • hey 3:10 contact me at handsom4fun at yahoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Was it from her thighs rubbing together maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:51pm
  • i've always thought that some sorta smelled like tacos, no lie...but yes, some smell, some don't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:39am
  • can anyone give me advice on how to get a guy to sleep w me and give him the best night of his life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Perhaps I should start storing bacon down there to give it that extra flair for my man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:55pm
  • 11:08 hahahahahaha. why can't more people on this site lighten up a little bit like 11:08?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:46am
  • "don't girls know how to take care of themselves! or is it just the ugly/fat ones that just dont care" i should ask the same of you men! you think just cause she's stanky she must be fat or ugly. newsflash every female smells down there every so often you jerk. grow up and stop being such a dillweed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:02am
  • 2:27 lmaooooo that's so funny, but so friggen dirty. i kinda had the same experience, but i left before i could throw up. ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:08pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:48am
  • "mah pussy is teh shit it smells like nothin bitchezzzz!!!" ^ how do you REALLY know what your vag smells like, anyway? the fact is, vagina just has a slight smell. and NO, i'm not talking about old cheese or bacon or whatever, but there is a "vagina" smell. so get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:09pm
  • i went down on a guy once who had balls that smelled so bad, I literally threw up in front of him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:27am
  • 11:02 maybe your vag smells like bacon or fish, but mine doesn't. sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:28am
  • don't girls know how to take care of themselves! or is it just the ugly/fat ones that just dont care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:55am
  • Gross

    Submitted by debi888 on Sep 30, 11 at 5:38pm
  • 3:54 you're pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:49pm
  • and the problem is...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:23am
  • Ok. Person who said way to go to fish girl. I like you. Person who told everyone to google vag odour. I like you more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:24am
  • 11:57 i tried to think of a solid gaffigan bacon line... you ousted me sir... 'thats a nerdy ass bacon joke'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:58am
  • Just tell her to take a shower and wash it off. Everyone sweats its not like my dick and balls always smell like spring flowers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:55pm
  • ew, this would be toronto.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:46am
  • Hahahaha, true story, 11:08. I was thinking the same thing, myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:20am
  • lol at least it didn't smell like soy sauce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 1:28?? no one said anything about fish.....way to go and im gonna have to agree with 1:55. 2 words. ball sweat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Raw bacon, cooked bacon, or the aroma that fills the air while bacon is being cooked? There is a difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:17pm
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