yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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