We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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