I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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