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  That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?

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• It's good if she wants to suck it like one of those beer-holding hats.

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jul 6, 12 at 10:50am

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• If your cock is a hat that means your balls must be in her mouth. Sounds like a win.

  Submitted by MissCandy on Jul 6, 12 at 6:59pm

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• At least your dick will be near her face?

  Submitted by heylena on Jul 8, 12 at 11:27am

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• Only if the rest of you is still attached.

  Submitted by rimmion on Jul 6, 12 at 9:35pm

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• Cock hats have really come back in style lately.. I'm really excited about it!!

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 7, 12 at 1:56am

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• roman helmet!

  Submitted by Xenix47 on Jul 6, 12 at 12:42pm

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• Run away!!!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 6, 12 at 5:23pm

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• It rubs the lotion on its skin...

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 9, 12 at 12:28am

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• I've heard of "wearing a girl's ass as a hat" meaning eating her out, so maybe it means she wants to eat out his ass?

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 26, 12 at 11:27pm

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• like wearing the head as a tiny beret? Just because a sentance has the word cock in it doesnt make it sexy but I think she gets points for trying the dirty talk till she figures out what works for you. It can be like standing alone in a dark, cold scary field alone waiting to know if your text was just freaky enough or if the person will run screaming

  Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 7, 12 at 2:31am

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  • It's the baby bear thing, this text is too prudish, this text is too freaky, this text is just right.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 7, 12 at 2:33am

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  • your that guy who typically ends most conversation as people slowly start walking away one by one. aren't your?

    Submitted by Indyphil on Jul 7, 12 at 7:41pm

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    • you're / you... damn phone

      Submitted by Indyphil on Jul 7, 12 at 7:42pm

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